This is how a colleague responded to my previous post…. I like it!

So… after kicking in the doors as Balwyn in a drunken rage, you rushed the police and crashed into a tree. Disoriented, you thought that you were actually in the library and began helping bewildered patrons with reference. Upon taking you to rehab, it was noticed that you had a broken arm and need a lot of drugs!?!?!
Hope you heal well Miss Fiona, we miss you too! xx