So on saturday i came off second best in an altercation with a tree.

I had a bit of a run up but still could’t move it.

The tree broke not only my fall but also the surgical neck of my right humerus.

This meant a ride in an ambulance and 4 hours lying in the emergency dept trying to avoid sick people.

So i am now living in an armchair in my sister’s loungeroom while i keep the arm as still as possible (movement = pain)