so i was reading the local paper at work today (it’s ok i was on my lunchbreak) when I spotted this little gem in the positions vacant…

I rang the lovely Rita at our Hawthorn branch and told her I’d found a job I wanted ( I didn’t tell her what it was though) and would she be my referee.
I’d worked on Saturday with Rita and she’d been so wonderful and supportive and we’d talked eco the gecko antics…
I told her where in the paper to find the job ad and asked her to ring me back after she’d had a look at it and tell me what she thought.
Five minutes later she rang me back, giggling her head off.
We both agreed that very few applicants would be able to provide a recent portfolio of gecko performances.